BURNEL --
The Alternative Miss World,
Transformer, Performer Extraordinaire
Burnel is a British performance artist who dresses in outrageous anarchic style
to be Transformer. He towers above everyone in night clubs, on political
marches and at alternative events on his monstrous 18 inch platform shoes. His
outfits are tales in themselves, often containing cupboards, sound systems,
mechanical devices and full of surprises, each one makes a statement. His face
is beautifully made up in a cross between a female clown and a punk. The
smile is big and the voice is loud and he engages with people to ridicule their
most private selves, like going through women's handbags and playing with
men's faces.
Neither woman nor man, the androgyny is bewildering, but when Burnel lifts
the skirting to expose a painted gas mask penis, you know you are faced with a
gender as yet undefined by humans.
Tuppy Owens spoke to the real, quietly spoken, self-effacing Burnel about his
alternative persona.
T: How did it all start?
B: The dressing up box under the stairs. I'd dress up as granny and freak
Mum's B&B guests out. The competition was pretty stiff from an early age.
Mum used to terrify me with her outfits for fancy dress balls. My favourite
was when she stood for the local conservative party election in a black plastic
dannimac and matching bonnet.
T: So you take after her?
B: You could say so. Well, she didn't discourage me.
T: Did you have childhood ambitions to change the world?
B: I didn't realise the world needed changing when I was younger. It
seemed perfectly normal to be playing cross dressing weddings with my sister
in the back yard.
T: You come from the seaside town called Hunstanton. Was this your
inspiration?
B: All kiss-me-quick hats and ice-cream cones whipped to perfection.
Acres of red flesh and donkeys crapping in the sand. At one point, it had about
fifteen bingo halls. Even the pier gave up under the strain and blew away in the
late 70's. Its really a day tripper's paradise. I don't think it ever offered much
in the way of entertainment to its teenagers. Even the nearest cinema is sixteen
miles away and then it was a take it or leave it choice. The sad thing is if I'd
never left to go off to Birmingham University, I'd probably never have known
what I was missing.
T: What were you teenage years like?
B: Spent prancing round the living room to the Blue Danube by Strauss,
but by the early 70's, I discovered ABBA and T.Rex, shortly followed by the
whole punk rock thing. The end of the 70's saw my first perm, the height of
fashion! At the same time, I was making yellow fun-fur chicken tops and
spraying my perked up curls pink, to see the school bands forgetting the
words to old punk classics in local village halls.
T: What about University?
B: This was the time of my highest hair do's and tightest plastic trousers.
I used to mince through the streets of Birmingham in size 8 open-toed stilettos
I'd found for £1 on the rag market (I'm a size 12 really). I suppose my whole
wardrobe was highly undesirable. Music fashions seemed to come thick and
fast. I didn't quite know who or where I was, though by the mid 80's I was
Jim Morrison. A year later, I was upstaging my sister at her wedding with
bright orange quiff, patent leather boots, purple pinstripe suit and beaver skin
hat with feathers.
T: Presumably you were supposed to be studying something?
B: Yes: it was chemical engineering at Aston but, surrounded by bands,
arts centres and night clubs, it didn't take long to decide that, once I had my
degree, things were going to change.
T: What did you do to make the change?
B: I told my professor that I'd like to go into the theatre, and he suggested
I spell in the army, to sort myself out! What a twerp! Anyway, I did a year of
stage management "training" in Cardiff, where the design lecturer wished that
we would never found success, because we dared to criticise the course! Don't
know what she'd think if she knew what good use I'd put that training to!
T: Did you work in the straight theatre?
B: Yes as stage manager. When I moved to London, I started dressing up
seriously at clubs. As the dressing up became more far fetched and impractical,
so my day-to-day wardrobe became less spectacular.
T: There's a shocking contrast between the quiet, thoughtful, Burnel and
loud mocking Transformer.
B: The more people see the difference, the more I make that divide. I like
surprising people.
T: You succeed. Nobody can believe it's the same person. I noticed that
when you were being employed as Transformer at the Erotica '93 festival in
Bologna, that you didn't feel comfortable relaxing with the rest of us at the end
of the day over dinner, while still dressed up. Why's that?
B: Mainly because it's so difficult to sit down in costume and of course,
I'm not relaxed when I'm being Transformer. Unfortunately, Transformer
hasn't many social graces so is rarely invited to dinner anyway. I take up too
much room at the table and my makeup gets smudged while eating.
T: How do the two sides match up -- Burnel and Transformer?
B: The real me likes scandal and gossip about the vicar and the neighbours
but has a prim and proper(ish) exterior. Transformer sets out to create a
scandal and gossip but hopefully no-one would ever connect the two of us.
T: Tell me about your latest show.
B: It's called Piss Cabaret, starring Virginia Waters and April Showers, my
two suicide angels. One of these angels glamorously urinates as I sing, dressed
in cling film and inflated freezer bags ( see the bondage element here). The
audience are asked to wear bin liners with eye holes poked in them for
protection. In reality, that's because I don't want anyone upstaging me in a
glittery frock!
T: But why the pissing?
B: Because society says if it's sexual practice and it ain't fucking, then it's
not normal. I do a strip routine after that, to The Sweet's "Blockbuster", using
scissors, pink icing sugar and car spray paint. This is followed by the fabulous
operatic bottom which lip synches and eats chocolates -- all highly theatrical /
kitsch and presented in a perfectly acceptable way. But if you heard about
anything like this happening, most people would go tut tut.
T: Is your vulgarity significant to our times?
B: What's vulgar about what I do? I think it's tasteful.
T: But what gender is Transformer? You are personally very masculine,
and tall, and laid back. Transformer is flirtatious and cutsie and bold, but has a
masculine streak, being loud and vulgar and overpowering. Kind of like a grand
lady. During the strip routine, which is my favourite act, you metamorphose
frantically.
B: It's hard to strip without ending up naked. It's confusing for me. I
don't know how to carry it off. I don't like to wear makeup without the
costume. In the animal amnesty strip I don't end up nude and it's much better.
It looks frantic because ripping the cling films and freezer requires strength and
it's actually a bit dangerous. I've stabbed myself a few times doing it!
T: Do you regard the Transformer look as androgynous?
B: It seems to get a more female tag, mainly because it's accepted for
women to wear skirts and makeup. But, in my view, we've all got tits of a
varying size, and should be able to wear anything. So yes, androgynous.
T: Your outfits seem to be made very cheaply, often out of household
materials like feather dusters.
B: Yes. I think people who wear expensive clothes are stupid. Dressing
should be self-expression, not a statement of financial status. I hate people
who use clothes to prove they have a lot of money, being into this designer or
that designer. You can buy things cheaply and put things together to create a
more personal affect.
T: But some people don't have your talent. What's more, a well cut suit
feels great! It makes you feel confident and efficient. A lot of people wear
designer clothes to help them feel secure. Sometimes it's useful to identify
with people who have the same values as yourself, by wearing a certain label. Like Boy.
B: Maybe. There are all sorts of things like that, but it's the people who
buy clothes because they are expensive who I want to ridicule. ID used to
show what inspired people had knocked up but now it's just designer clothing.
Things are getting worse by the minute. I'm against suits because people wear
them because they are expected to. People shouldn't have to dress to please
others, or to be conventional. It's horrible when people are forced to wear
certain clothing.
T: This seems to be a big issue with you. You hate elitism?
B: It's like when I went to Berlin. The people who ran the clubs were
snotty and treated me shabbily when they saw me out of costume. They had
attitude and were dressed up in the latest Vivienne Westwood stuff. I dislike
that whole thing. It's OK to be playing around with people's attitude but
when you become a victim of it, it makes you even more angry. They looked
down their noses at you as if to say "you're not part of the fun crowd now"
when I was out of costume. Dressing up shouldn't be compulsory or
competitive, but just fun, not to prove you are better than others. Clubbers
should be encouraged to dress up, not compelled to.
T: But you've entered contests like at Kinky and the Alternative Miss
World
B: Obviously people like something new, people don't want to see just
another costume, so it's exciting to make something new. But everybody's got
something, and I don't strive to be "best".
T: What is fun about dressing up?
B: For me, it's a chance to get away with things I couldn't get away with
otherwise. In Berlin, there's a bar where you can get free food if you're dressed
up enough! It's incredible.
T: You certainly seem to be giving people a lot of pleasure. Most of the
public love you.
B: Thanks, but many are offended, or dismissive. It's good to get a
reaction, whether it's positive or negative.
T: Do you enjoy creating the costumes and making them?
B: I did when I was working in a studio and had plenty of space. But now
I do it all from my bedsit and am surrounded by them all the time, with little
space to make new ones and it's becoming a nightmare! Now I'd rather spend
time in bed thinking about it than getting up and doing it!
T: Is there a sexual edge to it?
B: Sometimes, there are pervy bits and pieces in the costumes.
T: I mean, do you get off on it?
B: You mean, do I get a hard on? No! I'm used to wearing tights, and
there's no thrill. I'd rather have nice new fresh Marks and Spencer underwear
to get turned on in.
T: Your sex life really doesn't include dressing up?
B: Quite the opposite.
T: Are you shy in bed?
B: I'm too busy sleeping to know! (and besides which, isn't bed a rather
conventional place for what you're referring to?)
T: Sorry, I was trying to be discreet. Do your boyfriends know about Transformer, or is it secret?
B: Not secret, but separate. It's difficult to keep something like that secret when the clothes are all over your floor and there's glitter in the bed.
T: Have boyfriends come to your shows?
B: I couldn't really cope with that. I want to be me when I'm with
someone I fancy. On top of which, I've not found it an easy mix. One
boyfriend came down to a club called Smashing where we were all rolling on
the floor -- me as the outrageous Transformer, and he got jealous. He didn't
realise that I was just fulfilling a role, it wasn't me. That part of me is a fairy
story. It's me sending up everything. It's good that people who aren't in the
know find it believable but I would hope that people who know me better
realise that it's just a big send-up.
T: How do you relate to the tranny scene?
B: I think I'm different to most of them. I've never thought of myself as a
transvestite, I often wonder if the transvestites who do it less for show think
I'm sending them up, although I'm not. It's more about laughing at people's
inhibitions, prejudices etc. I steer clear of serious transvestite conventions. I'm
just an old glamour freak, out for as much attention as possible!
T: You mean, you're not making a statement?
B: If I am, it's about freedom, intolerance, how we see ourselves and how
dress codes seem to distinguish our sexuality (history seems to be ignored!)
and challenging ideas of normality.
T: Tell me about how your outfits do this.
B: Some enable their own performances. For example, the costume with
loud speakers in the chest mean I can play the music and sing opera as I go.
There's the "Cruella de Vil" strip routine costume made for the animal rights
group called animal amnesty in Milan, who do fund-raising anti-fur shows. I
peel away the royal exterior -- all purple velvet, glitter, fake ermine, to reveal
velvet breasts with gold tassels. These are tossed aside leaving a rib cage, heart,
kidneys, guts, etc. which all end up on a pile on the floor.
T: That sounds excellent. I can see these were made for a purpose but
what about the others?
B: Others are more surreal. The Greek Column and the Clock Frock speak
for themselves. One of my favourites was the Christmas Box which was a blue
and gold wooden box which I pinned myself inside, with my head and arms
coming through the holes. At the front, cupboard doors opened up on an Oh! so lovely nativity scene. The drawers above contained fake snow which I
sprinkle over everyone. A trap door opened in the bottom and the baby Jesus
dropped out with a noose around its neck. Meanwhile, the plastic virgin Mary on my head flashed on and off like a beacon. That's the outfit which, for me,
gives the public everything they want, then blows it away with its antireligious sentiment. I remember displaying that one in Hunstanton High Street.
Mum cam rushing up and tried to shove the baby back up between my legs
because she didn't want people in town to think ill of me!
The Birth of Venus outfit is really an abstraction of Boticelli's painting by the
same name. Rather than Venus being born, Venus is giving birth. I've always
liked grotesque beauty.
T: You certainly seem to offend moral standards.
B: It's easy to offend moral standards these days -- just by having holes
in your jeans, wearing make-up, dying your hair. I remember once when my
fringe was long and covered my eyes. An old man in a newsagents in
Hunstanton asked me if I didn't think it was time to get a hair cut and whether
I could see through that lot. I just said that it was a blessing I couldn't see him
but a shame I could still hear him.
T: Do your outfits represent that kind of response?
B: Sort of, but I'm probably more angry with people's screwed up
attitudes than I could ever put in my art. People probably overlook any
statement and just see it as funny, silly etc.
T: Like many comedians -- you go for the jugular with fools, but you are
also lovely with people. You lighten up their lives when you play with them.
You flirt magnificently.and seem to play with their sexuality.
B: It's all about roles -- who wears and does what. I try to make kinky
sex more acceptable, by sending it up, by presenting it in a comic form.
T: Your performance is totally individual, not falling into any category.
B: No. It's difficult to know how and where to sell and market myself.
People see me but don't have the imagination to explore the possibilities.
Consequently, I'm often used just to look good rather than to devise
performances, etc. It can be more than a little frustrating when I spend all night
screaming my head off and improvising with people's drinks, handbags and
underwear!
T: But you get paid to appear in clubs now?
B: Only abroad in Italy and Germany, so far! Italy has a good club policy
whereby it doesn't present you with an empty room and expect you to get on
with it. They pay you to entertain. One club uses me as a beautifully
decorated pedestal which represents their theme of the night.
T: Do you feel as if you fit into Italian culture more?
B: No
T: I mean, don't you feel as if you're part of a larger alternative culture?
B: Not anymore. I feel I was a punk rocker who went one step further.
The rest probably became respectable business people.
T: You don't relate to what anyone else is doing, people like Leigh
Bowery?
B: I try not to "relate" because what I do is more influenced by the general
state of the world than by other performers. I don't set out to imitate -- often
what's gone before can be a big creative block.
T: Tell me about the Alternative Miss World
B: It's a twenty-contestant freak show -- the Alternative Miss can be
any sex, age, animal, vegetable or mineral. It's presided over by the host/hostess Andrew Logan who traditionally wears half man/half woman
outfits and makeup on the right and left side of his body. He's a jewellery
artist and sculptor, and everything is always done with immense style. The
biggest show was in a huge marquee on Clapham Common and a full length
feature film was made about it. Since I won the title in 1991, there hasn't been
another contest. Andrew is seeking finance.
T: Do you think Kinky Gerlinky kind of took over?
B: Perhaps, because that was more audience participation, but it would be
a shame to see the Alternative Miss World tradition die.
T: How do you describe Kinky nights?
B: They were like the Suzanne Bartch's Love Balls. They started small,
but eventually attracted almost a thousand people every month in a huge club
in Leicester Square. The name was the inspiration to dress however you want.
As with the Alternative Miss World, anything went, provided it defies "the
norm" -- and gravity! They are run by a wonderful woman called Gerlinda
Von Regensburg and her partner, Michael Kostiff. Since it's kind of ended,
others have sprung up in competition, but I don't think anywhere else has
been as successful, or as dressed up or showy.
T: What's next?
B: I'll be doing more world-touring surrealism I'd like to get to America,
but I can't afford to go on spec and haven't been invited yet.
T: Do you think you're a fashion trend-setter?
B: I think the things I make are a little far gone to be considered
fashionable. I'm sure there are a fair few ideas that could be watered down and
might appear on the catwalk in years to come. It would be satisfying of people
did get inspired from be though a bollocks if they steal and win praise and
cash.
T: What would your style be called?
B: It's just dressing up Every now and then, someone gives it a different
label: drag, glam, punk, new romantic, goth. To me, the distinction becomes a
little blurred. My skirts don't go up and down with the seasons, more on a
daily basis.
T: Do you think your performances influence the way other people see
things?
B: The performances are a result of how the world around me effects me,
but people might not pick up on that. Isn't it enough that art is made out what
you feel, and if people want to take anything out of it, they can? But if they
want to simply see you as something pretty or horrible, they can do that too.
T: Piss Cabaret seems like a rebellious response to current censorship and
repressions, reminiscent of Genesis P Orridge and Cosey Fanni Tutti's ICA
piss show of the 70's.
B: I've never heard of them. There is a rebellious aspect, but I think it's a
lot to do with the papers I read, actually. The hypocritical British tabloids such
as the News of the World get me on my high horse. Being critical of the 'vicar
screwing the woman next door' is ridiculous, especially with all the moralistic
shite they put in. I don't see what the problem is with people doing what they
want. So, without these papers, there would be no Piss Cabaret.
T: But why do you read these papers if they upset you so much? Why
support them by buying them in the first place?
B: It keeps me in touch with reality. If people actually believe in what
these papers say, it's pretty appalling. Do you think readers really believe it?
T: Yes, they probably do and it livens up their dreary lives. They like
putting other people down for enjoying themselves because they daren't do it
themselves. It upsets me to read papers about people having their lives ruined
by being "exposed".
B: They upset me too and I get pissed off, but if you can read them and
rise above it, that's fine
T: Is being Transformer the way you express yourself politically?
B: It's the way I have most fun doing it.
T: What are your politics?
B: (Silence)
T: Anarchy?
B: Not being controlled would be great, if everyone was responsible, but
the trouble is they're not. I'm responsible, although I could be more so. I mean,
I could take the pile of newspapers that's being building up over the past few
years down to the recycling bin, but last time I did it the police stopped me to
find out what was inside my bin bag. So I'm a bit disillusioned! So -- not
anarchy.
T: What then?
B: I don't know. The laws always seem to go against what's obviously
right. Like the age of consent for gays! It's ridiculous that it should be different
to straight people. I don't understand their mentality or what their problem is.
Laws are based on people's prejudices from years and years ago. How the hell
can you obey laws that are based on people's prejudices?
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